You Make Me Go Ape For Your Banana Anniversary Valentines Love Card (PLAYS MONKEY SOUNDS)
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Various Monkey Sounds"
Hormones turn people into wild beasts especially when you're attracted to a certain someone. Maybe they're your boyfriend/husband, maybe they're a total stranger. Whatever the relationship is, you know you want them and you want the D asap. This is the perfect funny Valentines card and funny anniversary card to clearly communicate you've waited long enough.
Give this funny Valentines card and anniversary card to your boyfriend, husband, or recent Tinder match to drop a subtle hint that you're ready to "rumble in jungle" aka peel back that banana aka sit on the dick.