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With a Handwritten Message:
Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.
We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.
Handmade in NYC
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Background: Birthdays are the perfect time to find out the age of someone you don't know too well. In your mind, you might think that girl you are dating is 18 when shes not even close... SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BROOO. This also works vice versa, if you're in high school and find out that "senior" you're dating is 28. You better call the pedo police honey and give him this card on his first jail birthday.
Crash Bandicoot is the main character of the Crash Bandicoot video game series. Introduced in a 1996 video game, he's an eastern barred bandicoot who was genetically enhanced by the main villain Doctor Neo Cortex and soon escaped from Cortex's castle after a failed experiment in the "Cortex Vortex."
In October 2016, YouTuber Oney uploaded videos in which he plays the 1997 video game Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, in which he repeatedly says the word “woah” while jumping in the game.
On July 8th, 2017 YouTuber Chris Patstone uploaded a video “Woah! | Crash Bandicoot™”, in which a 3D animated Crash Bandicoot is dubbed with Oney saying “woah” and on July 18th, he uploaded a video of Crash Bandicoot saying “woah” in front of a green screen.
This is the perfect birthday card for someone who isn't too revealing about their age, but doesn't look it either. Plus, Crash Bandicoot sings Happy Birthday in Woahs.