Brandon The Anesthesia Gangsta Dubai Was Lit Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "Dubai Was Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeet. Bee-yow bro. Dubai Was Lit. I Was Like Did I Buy Anything Else? I Buy Like Billions of Strippers Man. No Many Strippers Bro. No Strippers? What You Talkin Bout Freaky Woman? Who Are You? Who You Laugin At Ova There?"
Background: Is there a big day coming up for one of your friends or family? Maybe a birthday, wedding, graduation, or even a new baby? Are they just non-stop talking about it, constantly worrying or bragging about the day? Is it driving you absolutely insane? Or maybe they need a reality check that their event is not that serious? Minimize the importance of their day and remind them what's really important... that Dubai was (and continues to be) lit AF.
The homie Brandon went to Boston's Children's Hospital for an operation on his broken arm. After waking up still under the influence of laughing gas, he starts talking like a pimp from a 1970s New York City street corner. He reminisces on experiences in Dubai he probably never had, but describes them with such enthusiastic and vivid detail. And don't forget the billions of strippers bro.
When you're stressing over the important days of the year, let Brandon help take your mind off the struggle, to a place of bliss. He's the human version of LSD.
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The reaction my friend had after receiving the card was honestly priceless. She really loved the card and I really loved seeing her reaction to the card. It was a lot more than I was willing to pay for a card, but it was worth it just to see the reaction on my friend's face.