The Weeknd I'm A Starboy Holiday Christmas Card (PLAYS ACTUAL SONG)

$ 999.99

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "I'm A Muhfuckin Starboy HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Look What You Done HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I'm A Muhfuckin Starboy"

Design by Mentis Design


Future Delivery Date:

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By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.


Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

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With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: You ever feel like you're the coolest one out of all your friends? You ever feel like you don't need to get anyone anything for Christmas because your presence is enough of a present? This Christmas card is perfect for family and friends are expecting you to do your part and fill up the gift space under the Christmas tree. You're such a starboy/ stargirl that you should be sitting on top of the tree. Keep shining. you star you. 

On September 22, 2016, The Weeknd released Starboy featuring the legendary duo Daft Punk who you might remember was "up all night to get lucky." Daft Punk worked on the production and their signature autotune electronic style can be heard in the "HA HA HA HA HA" section of the chorus. The song reflects on the difficulty of the celebrity lifestyle and how pain can only be healed through material purchases such as supercars. The more cars you have, the less pain you feel. Lesson learned.

The Weeknd's third studio album is also called Starboy. The same day he released the song, he unveiled the cover art for the Starboy album. It was photographed and designed by Nabil Elderkin and features The Weeknd sporting a fresh short haircut, as opposed to his spongebob pineapple palm tree hair he became famous with. 

You don't need to get anyone anything for the holidays. Your presence is enough of a gift that you could just sit under the Christmas tree and be appreciated.

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