Welcome to Unwelcome Greetings, the greeting cards for the internet generation.
We help you say it, unexpectedly.
💥 Fun surprise inside
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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "I got it from my DADDY / I got it from my DADDY/ I got it got it (Hey Where did you get that body from)/ I got it from my DADDY/ I got it from my DADDY/ I got it got it/ (Hey Where did you get that body from)/ I got it from my DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DAD DADDY"
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With a Handwritten Message:
Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.
We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.
Handmade in NYC
We Ship Worldwide!
1 - 5 days
2 - 3 weeks
Background: A part of growing up is not being around your parents as much, particularly dad. It might be that you moved out because you couldn't take their shit anymore, or because everyone is at school & working so you barely see each other at home. Father's Day is a chance to kick it with dad and check where he's at in life. He's probably gonna emphasize everything you're doing wrong in life, but hey, that's what Dads are for. If you do get a chance to see him, just thank him for contributing his sperm to give you life. And maybe for all that other stuff he did after that.
"Daddy" is a K-pop single by South Korean rapper PSY. It dropped on November 30, 2015 onto his YouTube channel which blew up after the universal hit "Gangnam Style." The song Daddy premiered with a hilarious video featuring a lot of dancing, similar in style to his previous work. It features PSY as multiple generations of males all with his features. Even the little kid has PSY's giant head superimposed.
Let's all take a moment to thank dad for coming... even if the last time he came was 9 months before you were born.
I absolutely love everything you guys come up with, this card was hilarious! My dad couldn't stop laughing at how ridicules it was.