Father's Day

Maury x You Are Not The Father's Day Card (PLAYS MAURY SOUND)

$ 14.99

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: "You Are NOT The Father *Crowd Cheer*"


Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?


By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.


Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.


With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: Sometimes in life, we either get pregnant or get someone else pregnant by accident. Many times we don't even realize what happened until the baby is already born. And for this exists The Maury Povic Show. Since 1991, the show and its host Maury provide “paternity testing,” in which a mother comes on to prove or disprove that a man is the biological father of her child. After hearing each side’s story, Maury sits down with both parties to read the results of a paternity test, at which point he announces whether the male guest is the father or not the father.

This one's perfect for trolling any dad or baby daddy and making fatherhood a title of privilege not simply nature. Make dad appreciate being a dad.

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