Father's Day

Deez Nuts Father's Day Card (PLAYS MEME SOUND)

$ 13.49

💥 Fun surprise inside

💥 Over 2000 plays guaranteed 🔊🎶

💥 Makes a great gift 🎁

💥 Fast shipping ✈️🌍

💥 Guaranteed easy refunds & returns 👍

💥 Personalize it! 👇


Size: 7 inches x 5 inches

Sound: Plays "Deez Nuts...HAH Got Em! HAH" Upon Opening


Future Delivery Date:

Think this card is perfect for someone in the coming future? Right card, wrong time?


By picking "Choose a Future Delivery Date" you can specify the date you need it by and we'll get it to that person on the week of the date selected.


Domestic (USA) orders are shipped a week before the chosen date. International (outside USA) orders are shipped a month before the chosen date.

You'll get an email once it's shipped.


With a Handwritten Message:

Have really bad handwriting? Dog ate all your pens and pencils? We got you.


We'll use our blood as ink to create an authentic experience. Jk we'll break out the feather and ink just for you.


Handmade in NYC


We Ship Worldwide!

Domestic Delivery

1 - 5 days


International Delivery

2 - 3 weeks



Background: You ever wonder what dads really want on Father's Day? We don't. They might want a sleek new gadget, or a new chess set, or maybe they're selfless and just want you to be happy. All that sounds corny AF. Real dads want to laugh. Enough of this sentimental "I love you dad" greeting cards and matching t-shirt bullshit. Keep dad on his toes and give him a pair of deez nuts to compliment his. 

On March 20th, 2015, Instagram user WelvenDaGreat posted a video clip of himself speaking to a friend on the phone, in which he tells a joke that “deez nuts” arrived in the mail:

Stuck on what to give daddy for father's day? You need a gift to last at least until next year. And knowing dad... he'll eat DEEZ NUTS. Includes actual nuts.

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