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Size: 7 inches x 5 inches
Sound: "BITCH You Guessed It...WHOO! You Was Right...Bitch You Guessed It"
Your dad probably doesn't get a lot of appreciation for all his sacrifices and hard work. But to him it doesn't matter, because as any man, he ALREADY KNOWS that he's THE MAN. All you gotta do is let him know he's right.
Thankfully, OG Maco comes through with the 2014 anthem "U Guessed It" to help underline that dad is the best. The simple but bold statement "Bitch You Guessed It" makes sure that whatever is being said is actually heard.
Just make sure your dad doesn't smack the shit out of you for calling him a bitch. Warn him ahead of time that you mean it in a positive way. We're praying for you.
Arrived just in time! I will definitely make more purchases