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Extra Large Happy Birthday Note Card - 'Five Miles' - Burn Calories Faster On Your Birthday Greeting Card - Free Shipping

$ 14.43 $ 19.99
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  • CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS: Who The F*** Runs 5 Miles In 30 Seconds? Kick Off Your Running Shoes And Enjoy Your Birthday! - Still running to lose some weight? Shave off some calories faster on your special day by getting some sexy time. Which do you prefer, running for 5 miles or some good quickie? You choose.
  • SIZE: Is the birthday celebrant always obsess about losing or maintaining weight? Share to them this weight loss secret on their special day. They will definitely want to try this out. Our big, 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting cards can be described as Extra Large, big, huge or oversized, but one thing's for sure...they have an extra large impact and leave Big memorable impressions!
  • USE: Give the celebrator some sexy tips on what to do on their birthday. Who doesn't love sex? It's either they'll grab the advice, or burst into laughter with this funny but timely advice. Use our elegant, high quality, hilarious stationery to personalize and write your Big birthday wish for him. It ships pre-folded in a protective wrapper with a mailing envelope for your convenience.
  • ABOUT THE CARD - Keeping US jobs at home, most of our products are Made in the USA (some printed in Canada) for more than 39 years, unlike our off-brand Chinese competitors! We print our greetings on snow white, thick, recycled cardstock, made from renewable farmed trees. Our print on demand technology is a modern (we no longer use papyrus, naturally) eco friendly, reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact.