The Drake Door

Unwelcome Greetings

The Drake Door

You might remember the original Traphaus--"original" because we moved into a mansion, but that's a story for a later date.   If your mind is attentive and off the druhgz, you would recall that that Traphaus was actually a studio in a large warehouse, where there were other studios, mostly painters, artists, and musicians.   The environment was like this: as long as you paid rent, you could decorate, drill holes, build new floors, whatever you wanted.   The building management was such a shit-show that there were probably people who stopped paying rent and just started squatting. And for all...


The Pizza Killer starring Pizza & Brad Pitt (A Snapchat Movie)

Unwelcome Greetings

The Pizza Killer starring Pizza & Brad Pitt (A Snapchat Movie)

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FUCK FOAM TAPE

Unwelcome Greetings

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FUCK FOAM TAPE

If you’ve experienced the blessing of holding an Unwelcome Greeting in your worthy hands, then you probably noticed the supreme quality that’s reserved for royalty. It’s so incredible that the thread count can’t even be counted, and the thread can’t even be threaded. You might be wondering “Damn son how they do this tho?”   Look at that presentation damn shit, three Michelin stars baby   Unfortunately, we can’t give away the recipe, but you probably figured out one of the ingredients from the title of this post.   Your first thought is probably, “WTF is foam tape?” And your...


Sriracha: The Sauce of Our Soul

Unwelcome Greetings

Sriracha: The Sauce of Our Soul

Our food is just as Unwelcome as we are. We eat shit. Not literal shit but you know, the cheap shit that's purely for a hustler's survival.   Don't be mad because I'm doing me betta than you doing you.   But us Unwelcome Boys & Girls are a few notches above that ramen and sauce packet life. We fuck with rice, seaweed (the Korean green tea kind baby), and Sriracha.   Seldom does the world bless its inhabitants with such multifunctional, fiery, good-good like the Lords have blessed mankind with the red hot Devil's sperm of Sriracha.   What...


Our Love Letter to Crocs

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Our Love Letter to Crocs

Once upon a time… …in a hood far far away… We used to be just like you. We thought Crocs were uglier than a hillbilly momma’s face when she tries to hide the pain of taking it up the booty. We only saw old white people rocking them, usually in a Hawaiian shirt/cargo short combo. You know, the type of retired folks that have seen so much shit in their lives, their shoes are the least of their concerns.   Ya boy George W Bush, the prime example.   But then something happened… Our immigrant moms are ignorant of any...