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BEWARE! The Truth About Lemons

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BEWARE! The Truth About Lemons

Someone made lemons. Scientists and farmers might claim that lemons are naturally growing fruit, produced by a planted seed, which eventually grows into a tree that shits lemons. At least that’s the jist of what they claim.   But it seems strange to us, that a lemon just grows “naturally.” While we here at Unwelcome Greetings, aren’t scientists or possess any qualifications that make us qualified to give our opinion, we do consider ourselves smart. Even DJ Khaled told us: “You Smart. You A Genius!” And by “you” he meant everyone on the team.   When you think of Lemons,...


A Brief History on Fitteds and Dad Hats

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A Brief History on Fitteds and Dad Hats

Don’t you miss the old days? Back in the 1800s? When putting dead animals on your head was the trend. You could walk into any back yard, front yard, or community garden and kill anything that moved--raccoons, squirrels, lions--and then skin it for the latest in wildlife fashion. You would parade around town with your royal freshness while the townspeople applauded your kill in their wagons.   “Nice hat bro,” one pilgrim once said.   I swear to God, it’s like this big. It later became uncool, as more and more people began giving rights to animals. This meant that the...


The Meeting of Bosses: A Murder Mystery (A Snapchat Movie)

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The Meeting of Bosses: A Murder Mystery (A Snapchat Movie)

This is the meeting of bosses between the powerhouses of Brad Pitt, Jay-Z, Rihanna, and John Cena... Until someone dies. One of them is the killer but who could it be?   Check out all our other Snapchat Movies Add us on Snapchat! @UnwelcomeGreet   Like Us on Facebook Follow Us on Twitter or on Instagram


The Drake Door

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The Drake Door

You might remember the original Traphaus--"original" because we moved into a mansion, but that's a story for a later date.   If your mind is attentive and off the druhgz, you would recall that that Traphaus was actually a studio in a large warehouse, where there were other studios, mostly painters, artists, and musicians.   The environment was like this: as long as you paid rent, you could decorate, drill holes, build new floors, whatever you wanted.   The building management was such a shit-show that there were probably people who stopped paying rent and just started squatting. And for all...


The Pizza Killer starring Pizza & Brad Pitt (A Snapchat Movie)

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The Pizza Killer starring Pizza & Brad Pitt (A Snapchat Movie)

When you hear an unexpected knock at your door, DON'T ANSWER IT!   Check out all our other Snapchat Movies Add us on Snapchat! @UnwelcomeGreet   Like Us on Facebook Follow Us on Twitter or on Instagram